Lizard Pants was an independent alternative folk band from Portland, Arizona, deemed widely responsible for the slogan "Keep Portland Hot & Dry". They are one of those bands you've never heard of; then one day you're watching a documentary on Neckflicks and all of the most famous musicians in the world cite Lizard Pants as their greatest influence.

"Out on the prairie, lonesome, solitary with nature, Lizard Pants keep me warm and cozy."

— Fiscus Marlboro

mystery salesman

Review written by Rik Pollen

Edited by Cymru Roberts

All artwork by C. Bennett

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Lizard Pants — We Were Sad, But We Never Became Popular

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